There is a reason that the apple of temptation is the illustration on the book jacket

Since arriving home from work around 2:30pm (we were let out early due to blizzard), I have been reading Twilight, which I borrowed from my fabulous friend Ellen from work. I am about 400 pages in, having stopped for dinner and to make a couple of phone calls to check on family and friends in the snow.

This book is like crack. It is crack for readers. Crack for readers with overactive imaginations. I now understand why internet blogger Cleolinda Jones has a love/hate relationship with this book. It is completely ridiculous, and yet I cannot seem to put it down. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!